BBN3402Satu2019: Minggu 14 (Terjemahan Blog Post 19 Disember 2012)

Cucu Aku

Budak tecit tu nak borak masa subuh hari. Mesti dia nak suruh mak bapak dia bangun sembahyang subuhkan. Itu kata Nur Maisarah, anak aku. Dia kata lagi, Sofea bangun awal pagi dan tak mahu tidur dah lepas tu. So dia nak borak dan nak main. Ala, cian budak tecit tomei domot tu! Stop with the baby talk, DrNotts!

Dah tak sabar nak tengok Sofea. Terus rindu dia. Tengok gambar dia dengan tangan warna biru sebab bekas jarum masuk air, buatkan aku rasa nak sepak mak bapak dia. Memang tak ada kaitan tapi biarlah aku nak emo. Tapi by the time aku balik, mesti Sofea tomei macam gwenma dia kan! Not? Cis.

Lana cakap, dia rindu gwenma. Mummy dia pun rindu gwenma. Papa dia pun rindu gwenma. Terus menitis air mata gwenma.
Aku tak lupa cucu aku yang tomei domot bam bam cikabam tu. Lana tulah. Budak yang nak kena picit dek gwenma dia ni. Nanti kau Lana, kan ku picit pipi tu dan gigit sekali. Ge'am ni.Cepatlah masa berlalu. Kalaulah boleh fast forward, dah sure aku berada di Alamanda sambil shopping ni! Hahahhah. ok tak kelakar!

My grandson

That tecit boy wants to spend the day dawn. She must have told her dad to get up and pray. That's Nur Maisarah, my son. She said again, Sofea got up early and didn't want to go to bed after that. So he wants to make a game and play. Aw, boy! Stop with the baby talk, DrNotts!

I can't wait to see Sofea. Keep missing her. Seeing her in blue with her hand because of the former needle, makes me want to kick her dad. It doesn't matter but let me emo. But by the time I get back, Sofea must be like her gwenma! Not?Cis.

Lana says she misses the gwenma. Mummy even misses gwenma. He also misses the gwenma. Keep shedding tears.

I didn't forget that my granddaughter was the hostess. Lana's disease. The boy who wants to pinch his deck. You're Lana, I'll pinch her cheeks and bite her. This is it.

Hurry up. If you can fast forward, I'm sure I'll be in Alamanda while shopping! Hahahhah. ok it's not funny!

Craving Like There Is No Tomorrow

I am so craving for pizza. Pizza hut. Tapi pizza hut yang paling dekat dari Yongin ni ialah di Suwon which is 50km.
Ni semua gara-gara si Suzy (dari girlband Miss A) dalam iklan kat tv di Korea ni. Dia makan pizza sampai cheese meleleh-leleh. Memang macam sedap sampai air liur aku pun terjejeh kejap. Cis. Itulah saper suruh duduk kat kampung. McD breakfast yang selalu buat kat Malaya tu pun tak ada kat sini tau.

So apa keputusan nak makan pizza?

Craving Like There Is No Tomorrow

I am so craving for pizza. Pizza hut. But the closest pizza hut from Yongin is to Suwon which is 50km.

This is all because of Suzy (from Miss A girlband) in this TV commercial in Korea. He eats pizza until cheese melts. It was kind of tasty until my saliva was taken aback. Cis. That's why I told you to sit in the village. McD breakfast always used in Malaya is not here.

So what's the decision to eat pizza?

Petir di Korea

Di rumah aku ni cuma ada dua channel omputih di tv. I mean channel yang ada cerita. So semalam, entah datang mana petir, terus tak ada dah channel tu. Ni dah sure dua tiga hari baru ok. 

Petir? Manalah ada petir kat sini. Suddenly rindu kat petir Malaya. Baru trajis bila kena petirkan. So kat sini, bila cuaca macam nak shift sikit je terus tak ada channel. Macam astro di Malaysia. Baru nak petir je dah tak ada gambar. Itu baru nak petir tu. Kalau dah petir, sure terbakar tv tu. Erk, no offense to Astro.

Now, tengah tengok Arirang je. Entah apalah rancangan kat arirang ni yang boleh buatkan aku menguap sejuta kali. Aku dahlah memang hantu TV. Bila tak ada tv, macam kurang selera nak makan. Eleh, tipu besar tu. Tak ada tv pun boleh bam bam cikebam cikebam (ni along punya phrase untuk sofea dan lana).

Dah. Nak ukur petiais kat rumah ni.

Lightning in Korea

At home I only have two channels on tv. I mean channel with stories. So last night, no matter where the lightning came from, there was no such channel. This is sure two new days is ok.

Lightning? There is lightning here. Suddenly misses the lightning of Malaya. New trails when needed. So here, when the weather seems to shift a little bit, there is no channel. Like astro in Malaysia. No need to have a lightning bolt. That's just the lightning. If it's lightning, sure it burns the TV. Erk, no offense to Astro.

Now, look at Arirang. I don't know what the plan is that will make me a million times over. I'm a TV ghost. When you don't have a TV, you have less appetite. Defeat, that's a big lie. No tv can bam bam cikebam cikebam (this one has the phrase for sofea and wool).

Bye. You can only visit this house.

Mata Duitan kah?

Isnin ritu aku keluar makan. Saja nak cari pasalkan. Apalagi, oleh kerana pedas yang amat, aku minum air sampai tak hengat dunia. Kembung, John! Tapi memang best dapat keluar walaupun takat kampung kecik ni je.
Lupa, aku ke bank juga, bayar duit journal. US180. Cis. Sekarang ni duit journal bukan main mahal.Tapi tak apa. Dari tak ada publication, lebih baik tak ada duit. Eh, tipu. Aku lebih rela ada banyak duit dari publication. Hahaha, kata mata duitankan!!

Are you a smug eye?

That night I went out to eat. Just wanna find out. Moreover, because of the spicy flavor, I drank water until it was warm to the world. Inflatable, John! But it is best to get out even in this small village.

Forget it, I went to the bank too, pay the journal money. US180. Cis. Nowadays journal money is no big deal. From no publication, it's better to have no money. Uh, cheating. I'd rather have more money from the publication. Hahaha!

Cuti Pilihanraya Korea

Hari ni satu Korea cuti. Ini memang kes betul sebab dalam tv asyiklah cerita pasal dua orang candidate yang bertanding untuk jawatan presiden. Amazingly, satu lelaki dan satu perempuan.
Kalau perempuan tu menang, memang jadi sejarah Korea. Sejibik macam drama Korea Daemul. Daemul ya, daemul! Eh, itu dalam drama Sungkyungkwan Scandal. Anyways, aku memang cuti pun. So tak ada beza. Kini, aku melalui proses menggemukkan diri di kala cuti dan tak cuti.

Kau makan Suzy tu jelah DrNotts!

Korean Election Leave

Today is one Korean holiday. This is certainly the case because on TV the story of two candidates is running for president. Amazingly, one man and one girl.

If that girl wins, it's Korean history. Sejib is like a Daemul Korean drama. Big Shot, Big Shot! Uh, it was in the Sungkyungkwan Scandal drama. Anyways, I'm on leave. So is no different. Nowadays, I go through the process of getting fat and on leave.

You ate Suzy and drank DrNotts!